quotable-quotes! (kid style)

Me: "Taylie! Go to time out!"
Taylie: "aw man! not again! crap!"

Taylie: "Oh! I think my tummy farted."

Me: "Where is my slipper?"
Taylie: (hides the slipper) "I don't know."
Me: "Oh, there it is, Thanks Tay."
Taylie: "NO! My penguins!"
(I give a quizzical look...)
Taylie: "my penguins are in your slipper."
(Luke looks at the slipper, points his cereal spoon at the slipper...)
Luke: "shoot! shoot! Hahahaha!"
Taylie: "OH NO! He killed my penguins!"
Luke: "mom slipper."

gotta love that boy!