Funniest thing I heard all day....

Oh man, I am not sure if I should fear this kid as a teenager or get ready for a lot of laughs (at her Dad's expense...)

Jacob: "Taylie, turn off the kitchen light please and get out to the car."
Taylie: "Turn it on?"
Jacob: "No, turn it off."
Taylie: "Turn it on. Okay."
Jacob: "No! I said turn it off. O-f-f."
Taylie: "Okay, I will go and turn on the light."
(giggling ensues...)
Jacob: "Argh! Taylie, I said turn off the light right now!"
Taylie: "Turn on the light, right."
(runs away to the kitchen...)
Jacob: "Did you get it turned off?"
Taylie: "Yep, the light is on."
Jacob: "TAYLIE...!"
Me: "You realize she is screwing with you, right?"
Jacob: *shakes his head as he hangs it and walks out the door*

It was the hardest time I have ever had trying not to wet my pants.
...I think I will do more laughing then Jacob will.