Friday, April 30, 2010

more confessions of a stay at home mom...

  • If you have ever come over to my house on short notice, I have most likely played the "fake cleaning game". This consists of shoving stuff into rooms and closing the doors, putting all dirty dishes in the sink, and flipping over the couch cushions because they are most likely dirty. Then I spray Lysol and vacuum my floor and you think I have cleaned all day:) When you leave, I turn the cushions back over and make a mental note to wash them on laundry day.
  • I often loiter in the bathroom just so I can read a chapter or two of a book un-interrupted. 99% of the time, I didn't even have to go in the first place, I am just hiding. Sometimes, I even turn on the shower for a good effect and it can buy me a good 20 minutes.

how my toddlers argue...

Luke sat on Taylie's blanket. In our house, if you sit on Taylie's blankey, it is a HUGE no no :)

Taylie: "Ahhhhh! Lukie, get off my blankey! You have to the count of 3! 1...2...3, okay, go to the corner!"
Luke: "Hahahaha....no." (while he is shaking his head no)
Taylie: "now! you have to the count of 3! 1...2...3, okay, go to the corner!"
Luke: ".....no" (huge smile on his face)
Taylie: "now! you have to the count of 3! 1...2...3, okay, go to the corner!"
Luke: "no!" *whimpers*
Taylie: now! you have to the count of 3! 1...2...3, okay, go to the corner!"
Luke: (puts his finger to his lips) "shhhhh!"

(Taylie gave up and walked away)

Jacob and I were about rolling on the ground laughing :) how could you not laugh at that?!

Monday, April 19, 2010

another Taylie-ism

(Imagine us at the park, playing. The house next door has a small farm. The kids saunter over to investigate...)

Now, picture Taylie with her face up against the chain link fence looking at a cow:

Cow: "Mooooooooo!"
Taylie (speaking to the cow): "HEY! THAT WAS LOUD!"
...she then stomps off

Another day, same park:

Taylie: "Look! Cows! I like cows, I'm gonna go see them."
(she gets close enough to smell them...)
Taylie: "I don't like cows anymore."
(she walks away)

My funny girl. Life wouldn't be the same without her :)

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

name that TV show....

I am pretty sure that most of you will not have a clue what this show is (unless your televisions are tuned in to PBS at 8:30am or 9:30 am MST) but I thought it was pretty cute anyway!

Skip forward about 20 seconds in...Taylie tends to have the attention span of a squirrel and she gets sidetracked easily :)




Dinosaur Train! This is actually a pretty educational show, if you know any kids who love dinosaurs, they would love this show!


Thursday, April 8, 2010

confessions of a full time mom...

  • Sometimes after I have spent half the day deep cleaning my kitchen, I will lay a blanket out on the floor and tell the kids we are having a picnic for dinner and feed them sandwiches so I don't have to mess up all of my hard work.
  • I don't always wash the white laundry by itself in hot water. I will frequently mix them with gray clothes and wash them on warm as a compromise. This way I only have to do 1 load of colors and 1 load of "whites" instead of 2 loads of colors and 1/2 a load of whites.

....what are your confessions? I promise there are more of mine to come :)

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dang it

As hard as I have tried, unbeknown to Jacob, I cannot seem to sway Luke to the BYU fan club...




The score stands:
Jacob-2
Me-0
His first point came from winning the debate over whether to hang the BYU or Notre Dame sign in Luke's bedroom. This is his second point.

...at least I have Taylie on my side :)

I am so proud!

I can proudly brag that Taylie has made her first meal all by herself, with supervision of course, at the age of 3. :)


We had french bread pizza and she put on the garlic butter, sauce, cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms and a bit more cheese all by herself! I was in charge of the oven...that is right along my skill level. ;)

I am so proud!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Easter 2010

Let me tell you the story of Easter in our house this year. The Easter Bunny was going to pass over our house this year at my request because my children are SO spoiled by all grandparents, aunts, uncles and everyone else who knows them. I was perfectly happy with this decision until I realized that it was really Luke's first Easter that he would know that something fun is going on, so then I felt incredibly guilty. I had this realization at about 12:15am. So, off to Walmart I went.

and the next morning, who should leave fun surprises at the front door...
The Easter Bunny! While Jake was playing with the kids in the back, someone "mysteriously" rang the doorbell. Taylie ran and got the door I followed her with the camera *yawn*. She brought down the baskets for her and Luke and our morning of fun began. *yawn*



After last year, the Easter Bunny remembered not to put anything with extra sugars in the basket! Thanks goodness.

Easter Bunny left Luke a coloring book, a ball, some bubbles, and some goldfish crackers. :)


...and for Taylie: some watercolor paints, a frisbee (it seemed like a good idea at the time...), bubbles and some goldfish crackers.
We spent the morning listening to what we could of conference and painting/coloring/dodging flying toys.

In case anybody wants to know: This has lead to a new tradition in our house where the Easter Bunny will be visiting our house the day before Easter Sunday. I realized that with the excitement of new things we tend to loose the real meaning behind Easter. So, in years to come we will be spending the day celebrating Jesus' special day and giving him a gift.


After the 1st session of conference, we headed over to Grandpa and Grandma S. house for lunch and an Easter egg hunt. Because Easter Sunday fell on the same day as conference this year, I decided to give the grandparents a photo op and dressed the kids in there cute clothes.

It only lasted for 1 visit. It is far too exhausting to change 2 kids several times a day. Just copy these pictures.

(real men have sippy cups!)

My cute little baby boy! I love this picture!

I tried to get a picture of the kids together, but Luke wanted to get down and Taylie was having a blast with a magnifying glass.


Grandpa had a little bit better luck...
Taylie...caught off guard.

and baby boy

After a really yummy Turkey Dinner, Grandpa had an Easter egg hunt ready for the kids. It was pretty hysterical. We sent Taylie one was and Luke the other. Every time Taylie found one, she would scream out "I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!". This happened often. :)


Luke found his first egg! Jake helped escort Luke around the pool as far away from Tay as possible. They both made out pretty darn well!
The funniest part is when it was all over, Taylie wanted to find more, so Jake would empty the candy out of Luke's eggs (which he didn't mind, cause he just kept eating candy...) and when Tay wasn't looking he would throw them over his shoulder into the yard and she would be so excited to find another one. Pretty soon her basket looked like this:


It was hysterical because she was in the middle of the yard for about 10 minutes trying to stack all of the eggs in her basket and without fail, every time she got to the last egg, 2 would fall out.

Here is the video of her struggle to stack the eggs. Skip ahead to 45 seconds in to see my favorite part!




We all laughed. Insensitive, I know, but it was beyond hysterical.

I talked her into giving those eggs to Luke to make room in her In the end, once she realized that half of the eggs were empty, basket for the candy. Gotta love that girl!


After nap time Grandpa Jon and Grandma Karen came over with Marc and Ali and spoiled them some more. They each got another bouncy ball (which will not go unused!) and a Mickey and Minnie Mouse which they love, plus a little treat. It was a fun visit and Luke was a crack up playing catch with whoever would let him throw the ball them. So much fun.

For dinner we headed over to Mama Brooks' house where we had a wonderful yummy dinner of chicken courdon bleu (however you spell that...), Italian mashed potatoes, potato rolls, and fruit salad. Then the kids ran off to play with Grandma and we visited.

We had a very fun day and went home very full and ready for bed! Holidays are so much better with kids around, even if it does call for the occasional midnight run to the store...by the Easter Bunny, I mean. ;)

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If you were a toddler, where would you put your lovey...


In the medicine cabinet. Makes perfect sense. :)