Sunday, April 17, 2011

Kidisms

Me: "Taylie, please put your brother's water bottle back."
Taylie: "This is his?"
Me: "Yes. Please do as I have asked."
Taylie: eye roll followed by gigantic sigh "Well, I don't see his name on it."

walks away and leaves me with my mouth hanging open


at church, every 5 minutes,
beginning 10 minutes after
arriving:

Luke: "Me go to primary?"
Me: "Not yet. We just got here."
Luke: "Me go to primary now?"
Me: "No, we still have 45 minutes."
42 minutes later
Luke: "Me go to primary, NOW?!"
Me: "Almost. We just have to sing a song and say a prayer."
Luke: "I pray NOW!"
mumbles under his breath for a minute
Luke: "THE END!" (that is the way he says Amen.)

The elderly commence giggling

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